actually, I'm a sock model
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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