their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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