I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
