i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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