Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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