You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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