We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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