Your tits are I can't wait for
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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