I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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