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you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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