I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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