I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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