I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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