Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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