Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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