We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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