normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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