i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
