he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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