I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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