the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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