we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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