Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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