Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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