Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
