Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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