i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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