i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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