I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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