is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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