So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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