There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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