Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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