Already got asked if we're dating
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
