At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Come on in and take your pants off
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