you guys were way drunker than both of me
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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