I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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