I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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