Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
