One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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