Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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