good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Randomize
