one two three fourrrrnication!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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