Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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