i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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