mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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