I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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