Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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