You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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