I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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