I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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